i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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