I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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