Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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