I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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