like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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