Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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