I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
one might say we're banned from that church
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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