i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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