So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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