You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
