My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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