Your tits are I can't wait for
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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