I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He shit in the fireplace
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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