We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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