I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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