Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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