It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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