fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The air was thick with penises
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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