He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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