Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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