You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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