If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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