Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what if I'm pregnant?
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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