Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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