everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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