I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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