he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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