Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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