she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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