People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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