Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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