I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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