so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i think i have two assholes
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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