I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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