you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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