I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just want to make out with him forever
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
