After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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