I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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