god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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