So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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