Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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