no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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