Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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