I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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