How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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