Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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