She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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