I'm gonna have a badass scar
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
This toilet bowl is my home.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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