dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
