and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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