I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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