And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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