school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize