Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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