Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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