The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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